Round up a crew and pull a job — from a corner-store stick-up to the Federal Reserve — in a D&D-style survival gauntlet. Press your luck: the deeper you go, the bigger the loot, but one bad roll and the crew splits your cut.
| Job | Buy-in | Rounds | Difficulty | Requires | Prereq | Take |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 🏪 the Corner Store small-time stick-up — quick, low stakes, always open | 250 | 5 | DC 5–11 | always open | — | register |
| 🎰 the PAT Casino the casino floor — the classic vault job | 1,000 | 10 | DC 6–20 | vault ≥ 100,000 | — | vault, up to 40% |
| 🚚 the Armored Convoy hijack a cash-transport convoy — needs a casino job under your belt first | 5,000 | 10 | DC 8–20 | vault ≥ 250,000 | a casino job | vault, up to 70% |
| 🏛️ the PAT Federal Reserve the big one — needs Blueprints (found on casino/convoy jobs) | 10,000 | 12 | DC 10–20 | vault ≥ 500,000 | 📐 Blueprints | vault, up to 100% |
Pick with !heist <job> (or !heist list). Money jobs are paced by two gates: your own personal heat meter — each job you start heats you up and cools over time, and it's yours alone, so other people's heists never block you — plus a global cooldown per job type (store 30m, casino 1h, convoy 2h, bank 3h). Each job caps how much of the vault it can crack: the casino skims at most 40%, the convoy 70%, and only the bank can clean it out (100%) — so a fat vault is worth far more to a bank crew than to casino grinders. The bank needs 📐 Blueprints, rarely found on casino/convoy jobs.
Buy with PAT out of a heist (!shop · !buy <item> [qty] · !gear). Half of every purchase feeds the jackpot vault. It all auto-triggers during a heist — the strategy is in what you bring.
| Item | PAT | Type | Effect |
|---|---|---|---|
| 🦺 Body Armor | 15,000 | Permanent | +2 CON, −1 DEX on every heist check AND arena clash. Permanent. |
| 🔫 Sidearm | 15,000 | Permanent | A concealed pistol: +2 STR, −1 CHA on every check/clash. Permanent. |
| 🧤 Grip Gloves | 15,000 | Permanent | Climbing gloves & soft soles: +2 DEX, −1 STR on every check/clash. Permanent. |
| 🥊 Brass Knuckles | 15,000 | Permanent | +1 on physical (STR/DEX/CON) clashes, −1 on mental (INT/WIS/CHA) clashes. Permanent, arena only. |
| 🩸 Adrenaline Shot | 2,000 | Consumable | Arena/Brawl: auto re-roll a losing clash once (keep the better roll). |
| 🌬️ Second Wind | 8,000 | Consumable | Arena: on an elimination, ~50% to survive and fight on. One-shot (used win or lose). |
| 🔓 Lockpick | 2,000 | Consumable | Auto re-roll one failed check (keep the better roll). |
| 🔑 Handcuff Keys | 3,000 | Consumable | On a pinch, ~50% to slip the cuffs and survive the round (keep held loot, no loot that round). |
| ⚖️ A Good Lawyer | 4,000 | Consumable | On a pinch, 49% to keep your held loot instead of losing it to the crew. |
| 🚗 Getaway Driver | 12,000 | Crew perk | Crew perk: the first robber about to be pinched gets pulled out and survives (keeps held loot, no loot that round). One save per driver — but max 1 per round and 3 per heist. A save on the final round cashes you out without cracking the vault. |
| 📡 Police Scanner | 5,000 | Crew perk | Crew perk: +2 to the whole crew's rolls on the first tense round (DC 14+). One is enough. |
| 🗺️ Schematics | 25,000 | Crew perk | Crew perk: −1 to every round's DC, all heist — swings the odds hard. One is enough. |
| 💨 Smoke Bomb | 8,000 | Crew perk | Crew perk: the whole crew rolls advantage on the first brutal round (DC 16+). One is enough. |
| 🎭 Body Double | 20,000 | Consumable | On a pinch a decoy takes the fall — you're GUARANTEED to survive the round (keep your held loot, no loot that round). One-shot, auto-fires. |
| 📜 Presidential Pardon | 100,000 | One-shot | Wipes YOUR heat meter straight to 0 the moment you buy it — line up another big job right now. One-shot. |
| 🧳 Burner Identity | 40,000 | One-shot | Ditch a hot identity — knocks 40 off YOUR heat meter the moment you buy it. One-shot. |
| 🎩 Alibi | 50,000 | Consumable | Auto-fires on your next casino/convoy/bank job — it's off the books, you gain NO heat from it. Stay ice-cold after a big score. One-shot. |
| 📄 Forged Papers | 3,000 | One-shot | A fresh identity from the counterfeiters — knocks 20 off YOUR heat the moment you buy it. One-shot. |
| 🍾 Bottle Service | 100,000 | One-shot | Ball out at the club — Pepe drops the anthem, throws you a shout-out and 10K XP. Pure flex. |
| 📦 Black-Market Crate | 5,000 | One-shot | Pay the fence and crack the crate — you get one random heist consumable. A gamble. |
| 🔫 Extra Clip | 2,500 | Consumable | Auto re-roll one more failed check (stacks with your Lockpick). One charge. |
| 🩸 Hollow Points | 3,000 | Consumable | Arena/Brawl: roll ADVANTAGE on one clash. One charge. |
| 🧨 Breaching Charge | 4,000 | Consumable | Blow the door — auto-fires on a failed check for a flat +4 to your roll. One charge. |
| 🔥 Thermite | 6,000 | Consumable | Melt any obstacle — GUARANTEES you pass a round you'd have failed. Auto-fires. One charge. |
| 💊 Uppers | 2,000 | Consumable | Pop one for an edge — roll ADVANTAGE on a round you're not already sharp for. One charge. |
| 💉 Painkillers | 3,500 | Consumable | On a pinch, ~50% to shrug it off and stay in (keep held loot, no loot that round). One charge. |
| 🏁 Ghost Plates | 5,000 | Consumable | Cloned plates from the chop shop — when you BAIL you vanish clean with +20% on your payout. One charge. |
| 💨 Nitrous | 2,500 | Consumable | Arena/Brawl: +2 on one clash. One charge. |
Can't be bought — these only turn up when you get deep into a casino, convoy or bank job. Use 🎲 Loaded Dice with !reroll <stat> and 💍 Kingpin's Ring with !ring <stat>; The Fence and Mastermind are permanent the moment you find them.
| Drop | What it does |
|---|---|
| 📐 Vault Blueprints | Required to plan the Bank job. Rarely found on casino/convoy heists — not for sale. |
| 🎲 Loaded Dice | Rare heist score. Reroll one of your six stats — a gamble, it can go UP or DOWN: !reroll <stat>. Not for sale. |
| 💍 Kingpin's Ring | Rare heist relic. Permanently raise one stat by +1 (up to 20): !ring <stat>. Not for sale. |
| 🧠 Mastermind | Rare permanent relic: you roll ADVANTAGE whenever a round tests either of your two best stats. Not for sale. |
| 📈 The Fence | Rare permanent connection: +10% on ALL your heist payouts. Not for sale. |
| Round | Difficulty | Base loot |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | DC 6 | 500 × |
| 2 | DC 7 | 1,000 × |
| 3 | DC 9 | 1,500 × |
| 4 | DC 11 | 2,000 × |
| 5 | DC 13 | 2,500 × |
| 6 | DC 15 | 3,000 × |
| 7 | DC 17 | 3,500 × |
| 8 | DC 18 | 4,000 × |
| 9 | DC 19 | 4,500 × |
| 10 | DC 20 | 5,000 × |
Other jobs shift this curve up or down — see the difficulty column above.
| # | Robber | Total looted |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | tricon | 8,823,093 |
| 2 | moxier | 8,602,493 |
| 3 | plantbaked | 4,241,450 |
| 4 | i_alex | 3,960,631 |
| 5 | jordanjroc | 3,621,595 |
| 6 | ~NeenerNeenerNeener~ | 3,380,351 |
| 7 | -Wattz- | 3,267,875 |
| 8 | trulyscrumptious | 2,507,514 |
| 9 | tatybish | 2,024,281 |
| 10 | antiantiantifa | 1,796,288 |
| # | Robber | Deepest |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | tricon | R12/10 |
| 2 | trulyscrumptious | R12/10 |
| 3 | DoG | R12/10 |
| 4 | ~NeenerNeenerNeener~ | R12/10 |
| 5 | moxier | R12/10 |
| 6 | -Wattz- | R12/10 |
| 7 | pabloescobram | R12/10 |
| 8 | slacker_ | R12/10 |
| 9 | b3_d33 | R12/10 |
| 10 | karluh | R11/10 |